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Posted on July 13, 2011 at 8:02 AM |
Police investigating the News Corp. phone hacking scandal today released a transcript of a call between an unlisted Manhattan number and the private line of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.
--Thanks, Pam, I’ll take it. --Is this the bozo in charge? --Yes, sir. --You know who this is? --Yes, sir. --Let me ask you something: do you like your job? --Very much, yes, sir. --And your cushy office, with the Monument view? --I’m viewing it right now, sir. --And your family? --Sir! --Just making sure you’re paying attention. Now here’s another set of questions: do you know you can mess with my radio stations? In my car? --I didn’t know that, no, sir. --You can. You can climb right into the passenger seat and start pushing buttons like a kid on an elevator. I don’t care. --Very flexible of you, sir. --And do you know you can mess with my hair? Just step right up and helicopter the heck out of it. --Of course, I never would... --But you could. Go to town. Seconds before I’m supposed to address the board. Don’t mind. --Very free-spirited of you, sir. --But do you know what you can’t mess with? --I’m almost certain I know. --My money. --Your money. --Don’t mess with my money. --Right. --All this flirting with default is messing with my money, Mitch. Messing with my bonds. Messing with my stocks. Messing with my money. --Yes, sir. I can see how frustrating that might be. But you have to understand we have certain elements within the caucus who are quite adamant-- --Adamant? Who’s adamant? Some puffy-faced insurance salesman from East Jesus, Florida, who got sent to Congress on the Tea Bagger Ticket-- --They object to that name, sir. --on the Tea Bagger Ticket by a bunch of home-schooling machine-gun collectors who think the world is flat, John Wayne was the 34th President and Katie Couric is the devil? What do they know about my money? --Not much, I wouldn’t think, sir. --But you know about my money, don’t you, Mitch? --Yes, sir. --You like my money, don’t you, Mitch? --Very much, sir. --Well, I’ll tell you what. Why don’t you trot out in front of the TV cameras and tell everybody how you guys are going to stop acting like the cast of “Jackass”--rolling down a stone staircase in a shopping cart full of my money--and instead make my money feel safe and secure again with a clean debt-ceiling vote? Can you do that for me, Mitch? --You mean right now? The negotiations with the White House are at a critical juncture, and I really think we have the upper hand-- --You’re not listening, Mitch. If you don’t do this, my money goes away. And if my money goes away, you go away. --You don’t mean..? --That’s right: you’ll wind up in East Jesus, Florida, with the insurance salesman and all those machine guns, drinking Gatorade with the home-schoolers and watching Glenn Beck morning, noon and night. --I’ll call the press conference now. --That’s a good boy. |
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